Here's my new reply to the constant question, "Are you hot in those clothes?" I just turn around, look over my shoulder and check my butt out and ask, "I don't know, do you think they make me look hot?"
Here's another question I have heard. While working as a Living History volunteer on an American Civil War battlefield (National Park), a spectator asked me if they put all those markers on the battlefield so the soldiers would no where to stand.
I also had a spectator ask, at another Civil War battlefield, if George Washington won that battle!